13th September 2014 22:35
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A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

9th September 2014 12:08
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due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical

9th September 2014 12:07
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Girls don’t like boys girls like grilled cheese and well-executed sketch comedy.

9th September 2014 12:00
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► reblogged from fuckyeahsnl (originally elizabethtinafeys)
In a very ridiculous way, I was thinking that I had control over when my baby was going to come… on Friday night he decided he wanted to start coming and he wanted to get there by Saturday, and so I texted Mike Shoemaker and Seth in the middle of the night and said, “I’m not going to make the show tomorrow.” From what I understand, it was really exciting because everyone had these fill-ins for my parts. Elisabeth Moss filled in for herself in a “Mad Men” sketch, and she met Fred Armisen that night, and a year later, on my son’s birthday, they were married. That was also the night where Seth had to do “Update” for the first time, and I held my newborn son in my arms as I watched Maya and Kenan sing a song to me and him. Seth tapped on the “Update” desk, which he does now pretty regularly out of a lovely habit, and I felt it was really one of those really incredibly moving moments where all these moments in my life were happening at the same time and I felt my heart crack open.

It was just love with a capital L all over there. Getting it, receiving it, feeling it, seeing this little person, my first son, and seeing the people I loved so much at my job. It felt very real to me and it is very real to me. I treasure the love and relationships that I have there and continue to have because of that job.
Amy Poehler, from the updated version of “Live From New York”. (via elizabethtinafeys)
4th September 2014 3:50
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Do you two fall back into old routines when you meet?

HADER: For everyone around us, it sucks. What are they talking about? A butterfly and a bird on a branch?
WIIG: [writer-director] Craig [Johnson] just had to deal with it on set: “O.K., they’re doing it again.”
HADER: At “SNL,” we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred [Armisen] would really go bonkers.
WIIG: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “O.K.! Guys! Please!”
HADER: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.
WIIG: Everyone would be like, “Year 3 of that joke.”
HADER: "And it’s never been funny."

THE NEW YORK TIMES, Kindred Spirits Try Something New – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Star in ‘The Skeleton Twins’

9th August 2014 16:06
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My Favorite Things Meme | [7/10] Characters

“Let’s be honest. If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.”

19th May 2014 2:00
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"I have that weird, hopefully healthy, outlook of “I’m just going to assume this will turn out negative,” until it turns out positive. I don’t mean I’m like a dark cloud. Just you know, you see a movie I’m in and you say, “Dude, it was really good”, and my first question will be like, looking at you a little funny, like, “Really?” I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s being from Boston or whatever but it’s just so hard to be like, “Nailed it!”"

23rd February 2014 16:58
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► reblogged from sidneyc (originally sidneyc)

what do you call a life dedicated to hockey?

I’d call it a time well spent.

23rd February 2014 16:56
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10th February 2014 0:22
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